Sunday, November 21, 2010

You Can't Make This Stuff Up


Today's word from the Vermicious Knid:

Inoniondated  (verb)
in-yon-dated

Fictitious example: A date buzz kill -- when one person eats onions while the other person doesn't. "Bob had a nice time on his date with Sue, but he ended up getting inoniondated when she ordered a burger smothered in onions."

Real life example from the Vermicious Knid: I got inoniondated with a ton questions after I made the announcement.
 
The Vermicious Knid strikes again...

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Waterfront Property for Chickens

 
 
Today's word from the Vermicious Knid:

Coupond (noun)
Coo-pond

Fictitious example: The chickens have left their coop to set-up house in their new waterfront property -- their new coupond. 

Real life example from the Vermicious Knid: Why don't we create a coupond for that, maybe a 20-percent discount?

The Vermicious Knid strikes again...

Tuesday, October 12, 2010




Today's word from the Vermicious Knid:


Globality (adjective)
Glo-bal-i-tee

Fictitious example: The reality that the earth is not flat, and it glows in the dark.

Real life example from the Vermicious Knid: The globality of the product will be felt around the world.

The Vermicious Knid strikes again...

Thursday, October 7, 2010

A New Mode of Transportation

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Today's word from the Vermicious Knid:

Pacarious (adjective)
Pah-care-ee-us

Fictitious example: What Laura Ingalls used to say to her father. "Pa-cari-us."

Real life example from the Vermicious Knid: Not knowing the outcome leaves us in a pacarious position.

The Vermicious Knid strikes again...

Monday, October 4, 2010

Is It A Planning Tactic Or The Study Of The Earth's Atmosphere

 
 
Today's word from the Vermicious Knid:

Strategery (noun.)
St-rah-tee-jer-ree

Fictitious example: The art of studying the stratosphere.

Real life example from the Vermicious Knid: The strategery behind the recommendation was well thought out.

The Vermicious Knid strikes again...

Friday, October 1, 2010

It's A Celebration Of Some Sort

 
 
Today's word from the Vermicious Knid:

Celibatory (adjective.)
Se-liba-tory

Fictitious example: The celebration of celibacy.

Real life example from the Vermicious Knid: It will be a celibatory occasion!

The Vermicious Knid strikes again...

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen...the Vermicious Knid

Meet the Vermicious Knid

Today's word from the Vermicious Knid:

Hungaria  (n.)
Hun-Gar-Ee-Ya

Fictitious example: Bob is from Hungaria. Not to be confused with how you feel when you miss a meal (hungry or hangry in some cases), or Bulgaria, or even Hungary.

Real life example from the Vermicious Knid: XXX is going to Hungaria, and won't be available. 

The Vermicious Knid strikes again...